In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
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