yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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