you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
smell my finger.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
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