You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
Slut skills are useful in every country.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
Randomize
