it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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