come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
it hurts more in the daytime
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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