Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
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