I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
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