No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
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