I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
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