piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
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