Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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