whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
Randomize
