is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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