question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
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