If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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