Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
It all started with a game of naked twister.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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