I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
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You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
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