is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
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