the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
BRING THE BAGELS
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