If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
Enjoy the penises
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
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