Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Oh shit. I just had to lure him into the bedroom so I could take the list of his negative qualities off the fridge so he wouldn't see.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
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