the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
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