hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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