I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
I donkey kicked that mother fucker. Never stood a chance.
It was a door. A completely inanimate object, of course it didn't stand a chance you idiot.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
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