When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
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