I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
Just remembered throwing your phone at your face in a half-drunk stupor the other morning when your alarm went off. Thought I should apologize.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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