You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
tonight lets celebrate not being married
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
I am one with the molecules
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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