think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
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