Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
No subtext here. People are naked.
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
Randomize
