then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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