You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
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