life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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