This girl is more easily done than said...
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
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