ugly people sure do ruin things
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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