dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
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