Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
This is an alert from the drunk police: you have reached the point of no return. Text messages past this point are illegible.
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
