Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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