Don't you send me to vm
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
Let's get this straight. I am six fucking feet tall. Do you even understand how limited my options in guys to date are? No. Did you see my last three boyfriends? I looked like a fucking giant next to them. So I will fuck this six-foot-seven Italian model even if I am the ugliest girl at this party because, goddammit, I deserve to.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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