My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize