Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
My dick has a subreddit
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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