lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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