Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
Randomize
