My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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