: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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