I cannot find my penis.
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
