That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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