Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
