either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
Randomize