I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
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