Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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