margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
he saw my "i like bacon" magnet on the fridge and i told him how much i love meat, then we started making out
what a beautiful fairy tale
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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