I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize