never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
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