just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
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