yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
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