I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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